knights of neptune

I remember when I was 5 I used to pretend I was a super hero and I made up all these funky powers and styles that I would have and who my enemy’s were and stuff. Well I decided to do that today and see what I could come up with.
Here it is folks, the alternate universe me. Enjoy.

*I can control the powers of earth.
*My sommon animals are frogs and toads.
*I have the power to teleport into different dimensions and times.
*My colors are green and red.
*I’m highly enlightened.
*I’m skinny, older and bald.
*I have three red vertical stripes’ two above the right eye and one under the left eye.
*I have facial hair.
*All I wear is a tunic.
*I’m usually alone.
*I’m always in a meditative state and posture.
*I have a an ancient incantation that allows me to cast spells, tattooed on the left side of my face.
*My weapon is a bow staff enfused with high amounts of magical energy.
*My enemies are usually dark spirits.
*I wear prayer beads around my neck.
*My name is Shao.

My euphoric mind.

Why do we let words hurt us?

Whatever spiritual path you follow make sure its from your heart and that it flows with your personal energy. Your body is your temple so treat it with respect, eat right, breath right and exercise. Drink water, meditate, pray or spellcraft and find peace with your own personal God(dess).

♥ spoony (shao kahn)

Writers block sucks sometimes,
Jaded and all.. 
You can tell I’m having fun with this, I’m just typing the contents of my mind at the moment. Anyways I hate putting make-up on, it’s such a hassle!!!! Just don’t wear it!! The powder that hides in your creased cheeks when you smile makes you look old anyway!!

That’s a true story and true quote by yours truly. 

Tonight I’m gonna drink some vodka and prune juice, maybe that will help with my anxiety!

Just ordinary.. I smell like weed today but it’s okay, I have to work today. Yea so I let her eat my coochie today, now she won’t go home. I told her no attachments; I have a boyfriend. The only things she buy are dipars for my baby. She ain’t got a job! Or a car. Ima keep her around so she can clean my house. She’s already a butch lesbian, she got her feet on my coffee table asking me where I’m going. “Bitch are you serious right now?” You ain’t my man! -she’s tryin to son me. Ima go sit by my little window in the kitchen next to my money tree and spider plants, roll a blunt and read a book. I’m trying to become a Buddhist, I think it would be great for me. I believe Tina Turner is a strong woman, she became a Buddhist. I love her music too. Fuck Ike! So I decided to play with myself today, while my long lost other half I met 3 months ago watches cartoons in the other room. He said he wasnt in the mood, whatever. I didn’t finish because my phone rang, it was my friend Taness. She is standing outside my back door with the fatest blunt I’ve ever seen. We’re gonna smoke it on the back porch next to the banana rack hanging from the ceiling. The dumpster smells bad, but it’s tolerable, and a couple flies flying around the bananas. My man walks on the porch and says “what up big butt?” to Taness. I had no idea they were fucking until 3 days ago, she’s a bitch! But I’m a bigger one! I’m only with him for the money. I walked into my apartment, Taness and my man must have not heard the door open. I Was hearing noises in my bedroom, I walked on the porch to see her car in the driveway. I went to the park. I see my her ex boyfriend at the swing set taking photos of the grass or some shit. He has amazing eyes, he knew me since I was 13, shit that was about 11 years ago. He was telling me how much I’ve grown, I told him that he looks good. He ate my coochie in the bushes. -spoony Knights of Neptune

I decided, I now have 3 names. Shao is the new one. Wow o wow shao a confident, independent, free, very wise, home maker personality. (I love it.) I also converted to a new religion, I call it the shao religion. Asian inspired mixed with sprinkles of Buddhism seasoned with freedom and imagination, sweetened with reality and topped with family and friends of all Colors, shapes, sizes, and personalities. Oh yea! It’s food for my soul and I love it!

<3

The power is back on. Bye bye family moment gathered by the huge candle, time to get back to playing with my kindle.

Ok! So he became unemployed from his six figure a year job, could not get the help he needed from welfare so he robbed a bank. He ran from the cops for 3 days and got caught. He put up a fight and resisted arrest. He was tazed. In the head.

He fell into a coma and woke up 3 days later. He was released from the hospital and sent to jail. Mad and enraged he began banging on the jail cell doors and would not stop. The correctional officers threw him on the cold floor and began beating him. Suddenly out of his eyes were big blasts of energy and lightning pushing the cops off of the prisoner.

To be continued….

I’m going to blast off into the stars draped in gold.

Life is a long long quest. My ass is tired already and I’m in my late 20’s , I can’t imagine myself at 75.

Happy birthday grandma. :)